Day 1: Part the Second (...and the blog becomes the new addiction)

First, I found the "stats" button for this blog.  Freaky.  In case y'all didn't know, I am able to access the following information about my readers:

Not freaked out?  Cool!  Freaked out? Me, too!  But please, kind readers, please keep on readin'!  If nothing else, it's just another site to waste your time, which is exactly what I'm trying to stop doing!! Wait.


(Oh, crap.  This is already becoming my new Facebook page....)  :/